Another Conversion

Sometimes, when you believe in something, you feel the need to tell as many people as you can. Sometimes, that urge grows so strong, you feel the need to stand on a street corner and shout it out for the whole wide world to hear! And sometimes, you really *do it*! So that’s exactly what happens this week, my brothers and sisters. I stood on a busy street corner and shouted The Good Word for all to hear: Black Dick Is Best! Can I hear an Amen for that? Black Dick Makes White Girls Say AH FUCK! Can I hear an Amen for that? Black Dick Will Save White Girls From The Tyranny of 5 Inch Men!!! Can I hear an Amen for that?! Hee hee. I’m being silly now. A-N-Yways, I found a lost, unhappy soul named Savannah Stern. Her WhiteBoy simply can’t satisfy her, so I introduce her to a new look, a new attitude, and a new niggah named Sledgehammer. You heard right…his name is SLEDGEHAMMER…but I call him “Sledge” now. He’s a big hulking mountain of a man with a dick on him to match. Watch my eyes…and Savannah’s eyes…as they roll into the back of our heads as Sledge slams it all home. Amazing. So now can I hear ya say it…amen…Amen…AMEN! ;~)…. XOXOX — Spring