Valerie

You could show full sizes movies on Valerie’s forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty candy that I get from the black guy down the street when I called this winner over. She did have a nice body but that and $5 will get you a footlong sandwich from Subway. I couldn’t wait for her to leave my house so I could fumigate the place but she did suck a mean dick. Her pussy smelled and tasted like pizza that had been left out for a week and I nearly puked as a result. I post dated this whores check for another year but she didn’t notice it. She should be using her forehead as a chalkboard to write notes to herself about taking bad checks but I doubt she can spell.